Woman Of Letters

quidditygenesis:

thetatteredveil:

shymagnolia:

shymagnolia:

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

Gonna try it. Need me some good luck.

dumbhero:

im translating russian memes for practice and i… theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who’s been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

chatton96:

pumakittycat:

twinky-dinky-doo:

robhand:

b0gvvitch:

kurtamutual:

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

Gordon: How is the food here? What’s best to order?

Ill Treated And Underpaid Server, About To Purposefully Suggest The Absolute Worst Thing On The Menu:

Servers respect gordon cause he respects servers. He respects people who work hard and dont bullshit him and most of the time that applies to servers

Servers respect ramsey enough to tell him everything is crud but the (insert item) is the least cruddy

fangirljeanne:

gishifu:

memesandmagik:

A woman traveling into the dark woods to an evil witch’s house to trade her firstborn child for selfish desires sounds a lot like a demonized version of a woman traveling to see a cunning woman to aid her with an unwanted pregnancy js

Holy shit….. this post is life changing

thespookshaveamidnightjamboree:

star-eaters:

rolingstoneboycomplex:

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

Full paragraph hurts even more.

“ (…) I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else and I will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”

mesperyiangoddess:

one-abuse-survivor:

Me: I’m scared I might secretly be an awful person and I’m just fooling everyone into thinking I’m good.

Therapist: the fact that you care so deeply about being a bad person is proof that you’re actually good. Bad people don’t mind being bad.

Me: oH NO, I have fooled her too,

Wow same

kanakalala458:

hogwartsconsultingtimelady:

gen-zee:

iworkinretail-myguy:

one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”

imagine being him thinking women’s suffrage is women suffering and the entire class raises their hands and just being like w hat th e fu ck gu ys

Little Freshman was brave enough to go against what he thought was a whole classroom full of sexists. Honestly, go him.

showerthoughtspost:

Humans with anxiety are pretty much just people that are way too aware of being alive.

i-aint-even-bovvered:

petitetimidgay:

petitetimidgay:

petitetimidgay:

just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol 

apparently that’s exactly how they met. bindi just happened to be giving tours the day his family visited. love is unreal. how is this not a teen romcom yet

It gets better. Terri is also American and met Steve Irwin the same way, by chance at the Australia Zoo, in 1991. Terri was devastated when he immediately offered to introduce her to his girlfriend Sue, until Steve called Sue over and a dog came bounding up.

Multi-generational love at first sight.

My favorite part of the story of how Steve and Terri met is that it was literally love at first sight. He saw her in a crowd and froze. Which was a bad thing, because he was sort of wrestling a crocodile at the time.